A Standard For Elliott Smith

 

Somehow I missed discovering Elliott Smith when he was alive. It was just one of those things. Our paths didn’t cross until, upon watching Good Will Hunting for the billionth time, I decided a huge part of it’s attraction was the beautifully gentle music that ran through the film. One google later and I had the artist’s name. Elliott Smith. I retrived the songs from that film and listened to them over and over again, living for almost a year with just those songs. Because I was afraid. I was afraid to look for more. I had a very strong feeling that something bad had happened to Mr.Smith. Ignorance is Bliss and I didn’t want to know.

Then one night, I decided to google the man and I found out that I had been most correct in my bad feeling. No longer bound to this place by life, Elliott Smith was gone from this mortal coil. His heart fatally injured in what some people still believe might have been foul play.

I don’t know.

Life is Hard. Feeling is Hard. Loving is Hard.

Life is Hard.

The only good thing about finding out that he was gone was that I could go forth and hear all I could find by him. Thanks to the internet I have some amazing live shows, but I also heard some awful gigs as well. Gigs where the drugs are running the show. Gigs that are just too heartbreaking to stand.

He’s one of those people who I wish I could’ve taken in and made lemonade for. Kept him safe in a guest bedroom, got him running in the mornings and eating awesome vegetarian food for lunch and having a good glass of merlot while we watched the news and then played some Wii before he pulled out his guitar and made me Love him all over again.

Maybe in Heaven…

Maybe.

Happy Tuesday World,

A~

Artists Rendering of True Events

Artists Rendering of True Events

K.A.S.H

K.A.S.H

Kittens everywhere resent being used to make you look sweet Mr.Harper.

In addition, Ordinary Canadian Kittens support supporting the Arts.

They also think you should stop trying to manipulate the Canadian electorate by calling early elections because you think you can get a Majority government.

They strongly dislike your slime ball tactics in running, not just negative attack ads, but negative attack ads when there isn’t even an election on.

You ruined their Christmas holiday last year with your creepy anti Dion ads shoved in between ads for tasty kibble and nifty remote control toys.

And do not even get them started on how you lied about taxing Income Trusts.

Basically, this button says it all.
You do not have the support of Kittens.
Stop forcing them to appear with you.

Due to copyright laws, I cannot use the photo of the poor ginger Kitten being held by our Dead Eyed PM, but I have done a quick artists’ rendering of the horror of a Kitten trapped in his arms.

Peace Out,

A~

cute cute cute

 

Hot off the press are these two fresh pinbacks for the guy and gal who plan on jumping the broom.

They’re pretty sweet and still available in the etsy shop. That’s www.buttonempire.etsy.com.

Fierce.

Anyhoo…we’re both hard at work, as always.

Got some of the pieces we made in our time off framed up and they look great.  

Bruno has some pretty exciting irons in the fire, but I’m not going to elaborate until we get confirmation. 

Let’s just say,  buy his work now. 

 It’s a great investment.

Ummm…the world seems a bit nutty right now, does it not? 

I’ve really come to enjoy the SNL 3rd American debate skit, if you’re seeing this blog via my Facebook page, that bit is emedded on my page and I think you should watch it.

Joe the Plumber.

You can’t make that shit up!

On that note, my ear hurts and i’m off to bed.

Pax Out.

A~

New Plain Pin

New Palin Pin

Travel Broadens the Mind…And Sarah Palin may be living proof of that notion.

If you catch my drift.

Look.

I get how Palin has what I think of as “The Ear”.

Having “The Ear” means you innately pick up on verbal tone, structure, colloquialisms et all. People with “The Ear” do well in their High School Drama class without trying. They draw crowds at parties. They do a nice job of reading their kids bed time stories. In Palins’ case I wouldn’t be surprised if night time at her house includes her dropping the g’s and adding some Heck ya’s to Revelations as she lulls her little one’s to sleep with stories of the Armageddon .

Anyhoo…the point about Palin having “The Ear” is that she can charm some birds out of their trees. (If those Birds still can make the payments on their trees that is.) The peeps that she charms don’t necessarily need content or context, they most likely need a six pack ( Hey Joe!) and a gun or two.  I don’t think those peeps give much thought to her foreign policy abilities (or any other abilities any one might need in order to lead our increasingly insane world) even though, thanks to the aforementioned peeps,  she might end up in the White House answering the phone at 3pm.

Gosh darn it, I hope it’s not Eye-ran or Eye-raq callin’. 

Anyhoo…I made this bitter little button when we were still out East and finally I have the high speed to make uploading it a cinch. Yay!

Ciao For Now Kids ( Ciao is an Eye-talian salutation Ms.Palin.  Eye-taly doesn’t need you to nuke them, just so you know. They’re not in the Middle East.) 

A~

Sarah Palin.

Really?

Sarah Palin?

America. You’ve got me worried.

To alleviate some of the McPalin anxiety I made a Wii Palin, and man, is she mean.

Yowzers! Scary!

Yowzers! Scary!

 

I find it hard to get my head around the chance that this woman may be VP in time for my Birthday.

I’ll say more soon and add some buttons too, but we’ve got company coming, so I’m heading off the interwebs for the rest of the day.

Until We Meet Again,

Be Well.

A~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’re already more than halfway through our break so I figured I owed the blog some “pets and rubs”.

Today I’d like to touch upon the general vibe here.

It’s quite surreal in a way which I have yet to find unkind or ugly.

It’s so like 1982 that I find myself very nearly in the futuristic dream life of my 14 year old self.

I get to lolly gag through the day, in a near teenage haze, eating whatever/whenever I want, watching old movies and laying in the sun.  I’m even having having a nice glass of wine here and there. It’s totally the stuff of which my IKEA catalogue Teenage Dreams were based.

Prairie Cottage

Prairie Cottage

I have my own nice house, with my own nice stuff, I’m married to a really swell guy and we have a crazy cat and there are so many stars at night and you can see deep into the Milky Way, and crickets chirp and the wind blows woman sage and men sage perfume while meteors flame across the open sky on lovely summer evenings.Later, in the clover scented daytime, old dudes wearing grease stained ball caps talk about the harvest at the local Chinese/Canadian restaurants.

Etc etc.

To sum up, it’s been just swell so far. All I need is a Drive In Theatre and some peanut M and M’s and the 1982 time travel could be complete.

Willow Bunch Giant

Willow Bunch Giant

 
00 Scores Big on 420!
00 Scores Big On 420!
Democracy, Bengough Style!

Democracy, Bengough Style!

Here in southeast Saskatchewan the peeps are mellow, the land is blessedly Hummer free, the reality of weather and water actually count here, and the landscape is beautiful.  I adore the complex groundcover of the untouched prairie, the flowers, the cactus, pretty lichen covered stones dotting the picture here and there. It’s like Dances With Wolves without the hamball acting.

My Runner's Dream

My Runner's Dream Run.

 

 

 

 Anyhoo…I’ll try to blog once more before we head back to Alberta.

Right now, I want to upload a bunch of pics so I’d better stop with the typing and start with the dial up cursing!

Cheers World,

A~

We arrived safely a few weeks ago to our Little Cottage On The Prairie and got settled in pretty much the first evening. The fabulous former owner of our new SK abode, the lovely  Stephanie, left us a nice bottle Of Naked Grape, some handsome wine glasses and a big old jug o’ water because the water here is not the nicest h20 in the world. What a sweetie that Steph is! You go girl!

Anyhoo…it’s easy to work here…the pace is slow, the town is quiet, the yard is pretty and the house has enough room to have a seperate studio. Our new home was turn key ready and I am in love with the uber nice appliances. I now own my very first microwave oven and it’s stainless steel front  matches the other wunderbar stainless steel kitchen appliances. Yowza! Grown up appliances! Who knew how awesome they are!?

We tried to make the recent Parade, but sadly Bruno read the poster with the wrong date on it and so we missed the festivities. Boo!

But the darkest cloud so far was our failure to save a baby Brewers Blackbird who fell from a rather high nest on Thursday morning.

There is something so very heartwrenching about a baby bird out of the nest. It cried for it’s parents all day long, most of the time from a nice nest we made for it ala the advice we gleaned from several internet sites on how to handle a baby bird. It did great the first night and had parental visits, much to our relief. But yesterday it took a tumble again and hopped around crazily all day long. After we went for our run we came home to find it screaming to it’s parents in the middle of main street. And while the town is quiet, it’s not that quiet…the bird was very lucky not to have been hit by a car or truck, as it didn’t resemble more than a clump of dirt. The parents fed it late yesterday evening but I could tell it wasn’t feeling well as we tucked it into the nest and then under a box lid for the night. (There was a weather watch last night and we didn’t want to leave it in the nest we made jammed into the trees, we’ve had huge hail and several tornado watches since we got here, so it seemed to be the best thing to do.)

When I awoke this morning to silence I knew it hadn’t made it through the night. I got up at 5:00 am and went into the cool and dewy yard. When I uncovered the nest from the box, the bird’s frail and fragile body was turned in a sad and final way and tiny amber coloured ants were already on it’s tired little face. It’s had me reflecting all day, in the midst of life we are in death. We did everything right for the poor lost creature, but we still couldn’t help it to survive. 

Failing to save it has made me feel quite blue and at a bit of a loss.

On a semi humourous note, Bruno buried the bird in our yard and smudged sage at my request, but when he did that, a passer by stopped to sniff at the air ( burning sage smells very marijuana-y ) and one could guess by the glance Bruno saw him make at our home, it has now most likely been assumed that we are “smoke in the yard potheads”.

Oh well, whatcha gonna do?

In our case, we’ll keep painting, make some buttons and keep running in the afternoon on a very pretty, very quiet country road…and in my case, I’ll keep sending the bird’s spiraling soul lot’s of white light and love, as it makes it’s much too early way into The Great Mystery…

Good Thoughts to All Blog readers, may we all be well, humans, baby birds, potheads et all…

A~

Think of all the trouble one could avoid if the asshats didn’t apply to be a part of your life.

That would be awesome!

This button was made in honour of some maroon who thinks that because he’s childless he can use more resources.

Uh, it doesn’t work that way, Mr.Dufushead.

Honestly.

Thanks heavens he’s not procreating, the last thing Big Mama needs is another selfish freakazoid sucking back potable water and leaving a carbon highway, nevermind a lil’ old carbon footprint.

This one’s for you, Loserboy!

And with that…I’ll next update the blog from Saskatchewan.

Neat…

Peace Out,

A~

I heart Prez Obama

…because I’m bone weary of the horses’ ass whose been driving the usa for the last 8 years!

Thank heavens we’re moving on.

You know, I may be so nuts about American Politics because of my birth date. It’s Jan, 20 aka Inauguration day in the USA. As I grew up in a political household, I remember that evening as either a good night or a bad night, depending on who made it in.

The first dude I remember was Jimmy Carter and I recall my Mom was pretty happy about that.

By ‘82 I was old enough to understand that Reagan and I were not on the same page.

And so forth and so on.

Bush was a tough one to take.

Dimpled chads haunted my dreams and I worried about how badly he could fuck things up.

Turns out I underestimated his talents for fucking up.

Oy Vay, what an 8 years it’s been.

So I am STOKED ( yes STOKED) about Senor Obama getting in and switching things up.

I look forward to healthcare and climate change, green energy , education and human rights being on the agenda.

And I hope that *if* some bad shit goes down, he’ll inspire the world with common sense and hope rather than telling us to go shopping.

I hope he’ll be a Man.

A mighty mighty Good Man.

And that’s all for tonight peeps.

Peace Out from the Foothills.

A~

 

 

Oh naughty, naughty Empress.

Look what my bitter and twisted mind hath wrought!

Somedays I feel like only me and about 2000 other people made note during the energy crisis of the 1970’s.  (And I was a frickin’ little kid when that went down.)

As you can tell by scrolling down to look at the digital collage a few posts down I’ve been saying this crisis has been on it’s way for a few years. I’m no Sybil of Cumae. There have been many other voices suggesting that the proverbial was going to hit the fan and in the not too distant future.

It seems like that future is now. 

The reality of being addicted to fossil fuels and all they can make and do is currently chipping away at the “World’s Only Remianing Super Power”s’ veneer.

Yes kids, that’s not hardwood making up the economic, social or environmental base of the USA, nor is it a durable, sustainable bamboo flooring alternative.

It’s a .68 cent Made in China laminate that fell off a truck in Jersey.

If you want the truth, I’m more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

The plan here is to get off the grid and to get even more prepared for the shakey looking future.

If you think the price of Gas is high, just wait for thirst to set in.

As we’ve said many a times, Water is The New Oil.

Until that reality hits home though, we’lre lucky to *just* suffer the indignities of being a society that is all hopped up on the oil and gas goofballs.

Hence forth, the button de jour.

Anyhoo…sorry to be such a debbie downer, man.

And now that I have apologized for being a depressing realist, I shall away to my many daily chores.

But not before I wish y’all a happy and safe weekend.

Be Well,

A~